30 days
nth much to blog about.
in a few hours time it'll be exactly a month to my prelims.
and well, mom got a pup 2 days ago; the whole family deliberated on its (his) name for the longest time, before settling on the pleasantly sounding Ping An. (which means peace in chinese)
Yar. Ping An... a chinnnnese name.
consider how i'm not exactly a linguistic prodigy in the field of mandarin, and how i would sound totally off each time i call for the lil tyke, u can guess i wasn't over the moon about it.
But trust me, it was the better end of the bone.
Mom wanted to call it "Tornado". I swear.
Actually that would be undeniably amusing. Just imagine walks in the park.
all the weird stares.
but then again it'd all be made worthwhile to see just ONE idiot ducking.
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It's not me to reporoduce emails but this one caught my attention, especially against the backdrop of tiresome study and penning ridiculously long and pointless expositions. (see last entry)
it went:
"Geography Of A Woman"
Between 18 and 22,
a woman is like Africa;
half discovered, half wild, naturally beautifulwith fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30,
a woman is like America;
well developedand open to trade, especially for someonewith cash.
Between 31 and 35,
a woman is like India;
very hot, relaxedand convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40,
a woman is likeFrance;
gently aging but still warm,and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50,
a woman is like Great Britain;
with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60,
a woman is like Yugoslavia;
lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.
Between 61 and 70,
a woman is like Russia;
very wide, and borders are now unpatrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirstf or spiritual knowledge visit there.
"Geography Of A Man"
Between 1 and 70,
a man is like Iraq --- ruled by a dick.
I am ostensibly outraged even as i'm typing.
Slurring Mockery and untruths, and may i say, a brash infringment of the values i hold steadfast in our society of civic-mindedness. Esp the value of being constantly up-to-date.
Everyone knows Iraq's no longer ruled by a dick.
Lesterrr
rawr!
Imperative: Do note that i do not claim ownership/copyrights to the joke in this entry. It is purely extracted from an email that was being circulated, which excluded proprietary detail. I also does not condone the stated propositions.
er, no animals were harmed in the process.
except Ping An... he was squealing like a dick.
in a few hours time it'll be exactly a month to my prelims.
and well, mom got a pup 2 days ago; the whole family deliberated on its (his) name for the longest time, before settling on the pleasantly sounding Ping An. (which means peace in chinese)
Yar. Ping An... a chinnnnese name.
consider how i'm not exactly a linguistic prodigy in the field of mandarin, and how i would sound totally off each time i call for the lil tyke, u can guess i wasn't over the moon about it.
But trust me, it was the better end of the bone.
Mom wanted to call it "Tornado". I swear.
Actually that would be undeniably amusing. Just imagine walks in the park.
all the weird stares.
but then again it'd all be made worthwhile to see just ONE idiot ducking.
---
It's not me to reporoduce emails but this one caught my attention, especially against the backdrop of tiresome study and penning ridiculously long and pointless expositions. (see last entry)
it went:
"Geography Of A Woman"
Between 18 and 22,
a woman is like Africa;
half discovered, half wild, naturally beautifulwith fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30,
a woman is like America;
well developedand open to trade, especially for someonewith cash.
Between 31 and 35,
a woman is like India;
very hot, relaxedand convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40,
a woman is likeFrance;
gently aging but still warm,and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50,
a woman is like Great Britain;
with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60,
a woman is like Yugoslavia;
lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.
Between 61 and 70,
a woman is like Russia;
very wide, and borders are now unpatrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet.
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirstf or spiritual knowledge visit there.
"Geography Of A Man"
Between 1 and 70,
a man is like Iraq --- ruled by a dick.
I am ostensibly outraged even as i'm typing.
Slurring Mockery and untruths, and may i say, a brash infringment of the values i hold steadfast in our society of civic-mindedness. Esp the value of being constantly up-to-date.
Everyone knows Iraq's no longer ruled by a dick.
Lesterrr
rawr!
Imperative: Do note that i do not claim ownership/copyrights to the joke in this entry. It is purely extracted from an email that was being circulated, which excluded proprietary detail. I also does not condone the stated propositions.
er, no animals were harmed in the process.
except Ping An... he was squealing like a dick.
