deft dissonance.

1. Get urselves to Red Hill MRT station
2. Cross Road
3. Take Bus 132 to the NEXT stop

Lester
"hey man, hot chick at 4 o'clock..."
"darn... i haf to go now"
???

Posted by Lesterizer at 11:35 AM | Permalink

-lowdown on sunday performance-

"Alexandra Park Link Opening" (self-explanatory)
Guest of Honor: MM Lee
26th Feb
Location: Near Cresent Girls' School (you can't seen it on the map because it's under the star). 10-15 min walk from Redhill MRT. It's somewhere near tanglin road.

find it.

There will be other funky groups besides my jazz band (Thomson Jive) playing there, so do trot down and have a good time. We will most likely be playing from 7-8 pm (prime time)- it's rather short so if u're late u'll miss a chunk. Will confirm details.

Lester
dun be late.

Posted by Lesterizer at 12:11 AM | Permalink

"God leads by closed doors too"

Lester
age-old adage

Posted by Lesterizer at 7:54 PM | Permalink

walkin the piano.

Lester

Posted by Lesterizer at 6:54 PM | Permalink

'cos i got lips
'and i got lips
let's get together and use those lips

love those lines.

according to reliable sauces, johnny cash developed most as an artist when he was going nuts with drugs.
During that period of time, he was aptly nicknamed "cashew".

I haaaad to.
LOL

Lester
cash fan.

Posted by Lesterizer at 5:40 PM | Permalink

valentine's day this year taught me alot of things.

1. flowerS are indispensable.
i realised that my fellow men who buy single roses for whoever, are pathetic.
yes i get it.
"It's the thought that counts".

well, those guys really made sure u could count it.

it's incomplete and kinda leaves incredulous impression. Skank friend no.86 told me 3's supposed to mean "i love you". so wth does 1 mean? "I... I..."
hee hee

2. Skanks showing off their flowers are... well, skanks.
Skank: owww! i got pricked... daaarrn flowers.

Can someone please enlighten me... how in the world can you get pricked by ONE flower?!

3. As a rule of thumb, always look for non-chocolate loot in the numerous candy bags passed around. The mother still thinks a fat rat crawled into my pocket and unleashed its "defence mechanism".

4. Friendship Day and V Day should not fall on the same date.
It should resume the following morning, together with how-could-you day.

burke presented my valentine's day present inaptly concealed in plain, postulative plastics bag.
but perhaps the plain packaging was suppose to be ubiquitous.

Lester: what the... FHM?
Burke: yea... cute eh...
Lester: cute?! what's this suppose to me.... ! what the hell

LOL. thanks for the present. love the insightful articles.

Been wanting to put this pic up for a long time:
Disgruntled college lab technicians are sending a messge...


typo my ass.

cheers to twos and all.

Lester
embellished.

Posted by Lesterizer at 6:21 PM | Permalink

it's been one hell of a week i tell u.
Abhorently long days of work which know not the supposedly peace of home or the incessant need for just that one nap. Alot of stuff's been happening and i've barely had time to catch my breath. (but i think it because i might have heaved in a fly at school, hope the bugger's dead by now.)

Apparently my letter got the minister's attention and it's quite an issue at school now. Wow. really changed my perspective (esp since i'm not into politics) of how transparent and open sg is becoming. nice. Pretty much all of my teachers and aquaintances (and not) have come to know about it. Despite it not being my aim at all, it was MY 30 seconds of fame, WITHOUT having to do anything with foreign objects. Had alot of feedback/salutes from the teachers and friends. but that one teach' whom i thought would give me a pat on the back didn't.
I guess only my schmates will really know wad i'm talking about. Also, my new pseudonym is S8812...
Don't ask.

There's this increasing hype about jazz and the like; buble, cullum coming up and all. i hope there aren't any musical-bimbos around, averring their "love" for jazz just cause it sounds classy. That's the shallow-est thing i'd ever hear coz jazz is the furthest from being shallow.
hell. i play it.

the yamaha arrived.
here's the 411: have u ever seen a bag/purse/shirt/sweater/nose ring that looks so so preettay it gleams and beckons u over, stealing all your attention for just that one epocal moment in time? and ya think to urself: ANYONE would look good wif that... until u try it on and your butt's too big and u ruin the whole picture, or u suddenly cant breathe coz the your nostrils are clotting.
yea.
the yamaha was a beauty (flashes colgate smile. endorsers pls email here)
until i sat down and poked around.
then my ears started clotting.
soon... soon... "think Lester in Concert.. Lester in Concert"

ah mr brown.
a non-skank blog. u all gotta find time to check him out. very engaging.
wonder if his fans are called brownies...

i'm hungry.

Lester
the checker-outer

Posted by Lesterizer at 5:25 PM | Permalink