deft dissonance.

many many things to do and so little time...
wish i had more than 24 hours a day... but then that's gonna be offset by more homework.
according to denise, teachers in NZ aren't ALLOWED to give assignments for the holidays.

Mrs Butcher (just stick wif me here): now class i'm not gonna give u all any homework for christmas... hope u all have a wonderful time celebrating and... finding out the true meaning behind christmas...

BAM!
The feds bust into the class.
holy cow eh.

Lester
grand cuddler

Posted by Lesterizer at 12:15 AM | Permalink

caugh "memoirs of a geisha" today.
yes memoirs of a geisha.

it was a family outing. It's been such a crazy year i've had hardly any time for a well deserved breather or a opportunity for good ol' family bonding. Everyone's just so busy.
the other day, my brother was playing dota (gosh it's such a drab already... i'd rather watch a rooster try to lay eggs than watch a game of D- O- T- A;) i had to POKE him wif a STICK to get his attention...

it's been a crazy month. gonna take my SATs this saturday. really hope i do well so i don't have to take it again. the horror.

i digress. (but not all the time- like most of those skanky blog writers...)

So i was sitting with dear mother in the middle of the theatre. guess wad, the scene where pumpkin betrays siyuri, my mother BELLOWED "wah so bad".

giant drop of sweat. geeze.

pig farming is actually a very high tech vocation nowadays. If they smell it has nothing to do with their job. with all the mechanical aids... i bet all the "farmer" has to do is push a button and a rubber hand pops out to slap askance swine back into the pen.

i digress i digress i digress.

really though the pig farmer joke in the movie was funny.
"that is ei perfect bow... for a pig farmer."

somewhere in the world, a pig farmer is going "what the -"
*pushes button

Lester
grand cuddler.

Posted by Lesterizer at 12:07 AM | Permalink

all set.
got all my tickets for the mosiac festival!
"er. there is no emoticon to describe what i'm feeling right now."
-comic book guy
Roar!!

10th March:
Funk Faculty- A double bill by Hiromi and Maceo Park

12th March:
Paquito D'Rivera's Brazillian Dreams w/ the New York Voices (1930)
Funk Party by Dennis Rollins Badbone & Co (2300)

nice.

Lester
snow samba

Posted by Lesterizer at 11:16 PM | Permalink

american idol...
every season is just an explosion of talent.
and a can of worms of course...

hmm i remember contemplating about joining SG idol the last time when i was in secondary school. I owe all that to my class. each of was breath-full of spirit and boundless encouragement.
They promised banners, FULL attendance and more then just lip service but really superfluous (not to them) heart that they'll bring to me.

i wouldn't have to worry bout
confidence (coz i have too much)
votes (coz a class of 24 is of immense influence...)
votes of confidence

"yea lester... we'll even tape the 'Idol's Worst'" special just for you"

thanks.......... ar.............
i love ya all too, wherever u are.

Posted by Lesterizer at 9:57 PM | Permalink

gotta start proof-reading my posts for my millions and millions of readers.
realised my blog's kinda like a magazine. Everytime u flip through one u find some other useless piece of information... only everytime i look through my blog i see yet another typo.

annoyeeing eh?

gonna be playin at thomson later on. hope it goes well.

Lester
like a rose, trampled on the ground...

Posted by Lesterizer at 1:44 PM | Permalink

my GP teacher amy toh is such the playful one.
for one thing, she gave me a false deadline for the essay writing compeition so i wont procastinate and write it at the last minute; she brought the dateline forward to 2 WEEKS earlier. sure, it's all in good faith, but she literally lied. :( [cable guy impression: u lieeed to mee! lieed!]

but anyway i cant stress how facetious and cute she is sometimes. I remember the first few lessons i had with her. My class was still "feeling the new bird" out, coz we didn't know exactly wad kind of teacher she was. so we were angels for those lessons coz, god-forbid, she might be one of those i-thought-you-promised-to-be-a-better-student teacher, who then rips your paper apart kind.
i rmb the last of those lessons.

+k note that my civic tutor miss ng was the strict one, the one who takes us kids in hand.

miss toh: I need you guys to hand up your outlines by 4 pm today.
classmate: madam we cant we have pe lessons after this.
miss toh: u must.
classmate: we don't want (crosses fingers, anticipating the rjc-gp-tutor thing)
Amy toh: u must hand up........... or else... i'll tell miss ng. (in a bantery kind of tone)

by this time the whole class was quiet. and i had this expression akin to just hearing the world's lamest joke. 3 stripes on my forehead, giant sweat drop, wadeva. i had ALL those.

yup. we felt her out alright.
isn't she cute.
LOL

Lester
i just wanna Laugh Out Loud.

Posted by Lesterizer at 9:31 PM | Permalink

the brain's like a sponge. it soaks up life experiences, be it sorrow, frustration, or the tranquil cacophonies of a rainforest (well, before your butt screams: i THINK, u got bitten by some raredangerousinsidioussemiinvisiblewithdeadlyvemon bug). i believe we'd all like to have clever clever conversations all day, find meaning of life thru joy and then be treated to refeshing excitment; be enriched by all that.

but the truth is, sponges soak up alot of dirt. (u know the jazz: lame jokes, stupid stupid conversations, and the throes of mundane life.)
Got myself into a major essay writing competition and the first prize is a fully paid overseas trip, in APRIL...
i KNOW.

now, if only i could google my brain for those clever conversations... snigger snigger.

Lester
buuusyyy.

Posted by Lesterizer at 7:35 PM | Permalink

hey people.

lots of stuff happening round the world lately...
some korean scientist's ground-breaking research turned out to be a farce and the man who attempted to assinate the pope some time back was released from prison. for people who are still "stuck in a moment", STOP getting your hands on durai dirt, he's got enough trouble to last him a life time- considering many people DO wanna assasinate him and the fact that he ain't exactly bless wif holy papalcy. LOL.
in other news, a cat in mexico has been found to have the world's largest nipple, measuring at...
-
-
-
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did u really i was serious about a felion wif a sensitive, gargantuan nipple? gosh u people are unbelieveable. hmmm come to think of it... lil kitty would purrrr wif every step.

had sch till five today. sometimes we'd all wish for FEWER hours in a day.
tick a tock tock.

Lester
chem test tomorrow. hmph.

Posted by Lesterizer at 6:37 PM | Permalink

i swear, sometimes i feel so suffocated... like a fresh water fish squirming in the sea. so many things i wanna do and accomplish and so many relationships i wanna build upon, but it gets so difficult most of the time. it's like i went wrong somewhere and it'll always be there to haunt me. i get the feeling tat i'm missin on on alot of things i shouldn't have to, adhereing to my true self. but i convince myself time and time again it's not even worth the effort.

in the words of homer simpson,
"oh mighty one, if ur truly up there and looking down on me... pls save me...
... superman."

nothing like good ol' simpson humour eh.

CCA openhouse today.
no comments on that, nth really interesting happened.
one thing i reaffirmed about leadership today, it's kinda volatile sometimes. either lead or be led. there's hardly any gray. decent leaders in my current sch are really hard to find (but for all i know, maybe it's the case in the other places as well) and ya end up having those wannabes who just ain't got wad it takes. i'll give nice round 10 for the effort, for every drop blood/sweat and every min of ego-boosting oprah winfrey episode, but it most of the time, it just ain't enough. 'i'm sorry about my lack of euphemisms, but yeah.

on a lighter note,
sometimes, a hot chocolote, admist the coldness of the howling winds on a rainy nite, is life's greatest act of hedonism.

Lester
give me a hug.

Posted by Lesterizer at 8:07 PM | Permalink

roar!
i've finally decided to dive head first into the blogosphere after sharing a blog wif charlotte (fcukcouture.blogspot.com) for a while. according to her my blog entries (sparse no doubt) were kinda entertaining... but i guess i'll stop refering to "Jokes for Parties" for this one. don't get too bored.

trod down to tanglin music club after sch yesterday at tanglin cc for a big band session. turned out attendance was pretty bad. So we did combo music and played some really nice bop-straight ahead jazz stuff. the musicians were really tight and the level of musicianship made it a really funky experience for me. it was me on alto, edmund on tenor, sulaiman on tp, ravi on keyboards and stephen rufus on bass (so i didn't get to hear him solo:( ). i din catch the names of the effervescent drummer and the guitarist but believe-me-you they were on fire. had alot of fun taking turns to solo. Meeting these guys for the first time and noticing the chemistry... grt stuff.

convo betwen me and the bro. (first, i swear i dun have anything against homosexuals)
bro: wad do u thinking of us getting a dog.
Lester: (i dun know why) hmm we haf to do alot of stuff ya know... like neuter it.. u know... like, unless we get a gay dog...
bro: hmm i heard those are expensive.

gosh. wad a start eh.

Lester
"solo"

Posted by Lesterizer at 11:35 PM | Permalink